Maybe you're crazy
So my cousin Katie graduated from her "college" last year, and has been working at good ol' State Farm ever since. Now with some new-found cash in hand, she has apparently gone insane.
She has sent out formal invitations for the wedding of her dog and her best friend's dog.
That's right, formal invitations for a dog wedding.
The only thing sadder? I'll probably go.
Comments
This is a travesty to the institution of marriage. We're letting dogs marry. What's next, cats? Fish? Maybe my chair should marry my friend's blender? Where does this slippery slope stop? Eventually gays are going to want to marry. Then the whole world may as well stick a collective gun in its mouth. My marriage and family bond are feeling weaker by the minute.
Posted by: Sean | August 2, 2006 9:02 AM