get a haircut
My new favorite show is "little people, big world"
Ann and I have an infatuation with midgets, or I should say, I have an infatuation, and she has an outright phobia.
Never forget, it's a known fact, "every time a man's nipple is pinched, a midget is born"
I just watched the episode where the twins go to there winter formal, and the girl gets her hair done for the formal. When the dwarf twin's dwarf date shows up in the airport, she's got long blond hair.
While I am in fact, literally married to blond hair, I have not only been attracted to blonds, but there is one universal truth for me, and that is hair length.
So blond, brown, red, blue or green, I like it long. Now, my definition of long is really anything past the middle of the neck.
I am so adamantly against the whole short hair look that it could almost be described as militant. My wife's hair is awesome, and I realize she keeps it long purely for me. God knows from a functional point of view, and I know, a shaved head cannot be beat. But to me, Sinead O'Conner is uglier than this woman.
So that was the longest possible way around to say that this little blond date of the twin in the show had really good looking, long blond hair, then for the formal, she has it all pseudo-corn-rowed for the formal.
How is that a "formal" look? I think it looks trashy at best, and circus-freak moronic at worst. And I would say the vast majority of the weddings we've attended have the bride's hair all tied up in a manner that is meant to only display a minimal, short look. It constantly makes me say to myself, "she looked much better yesterday at the rehearsal".
This (clearly only an opinion of mine) makes me thankful even now that Ann kept her hair long for our wedding.
Isn't she awesome!
Crap. I just spent 10 minutes looking for the old wedding pictures I had on the gallery, but they're not there right now. I was going to show a kick butt picture of Ann in her wedding dress, cool long hair, but it will have to wait.
I can see it in my head.
You know why?
Cause she still looks at good today as she did then.
I don't, but she somehow does.
Guess I'm just lucky.
Ann and I have an infatuation with midgets, or I should say, I have an infatuation, and she has an outright phobia.
Never forget, it's a known fact, "every time a man's nipple is pinched, a midget is born"
I just watched the episode where the twins go to there winter formal, and the girl gets her hair done for the formal. When the dwarf twin's dwarf date shows up in the airport, she's got long blond hair.
While I am in fact, literally married to blond hair, I have not only been attracted to blonds, but there is one universal truth for me, and that is hair length.
So blond, brown, red, blue or green, I like it long. Now, my definition of long is really anything past the middle of the neck.
I am so adamantly against the whole short hair look that it could almost be described as militant. My wife's hair is awesome, and I realize she keeps it long purely for me. God knows from a functional point of view, and I know, a shaved head cannot be beat. But to me, Sinead O'Conner is uglier than this woman.
So that was the longest possible way around to say that this little blond date of the twin in the show had really good looking, long blond hair, then for the formal, she has it all pseudo-corn-rowed for the formal.
How is that a "formal" look? I think it looks trashy at best, and circus-freak moronic at worst. And I would say the vast majority of the weddings we've attended have the bride's hair all tied up in a manner that is meant to only display a minimal, short look. It constantly makes me say to myself, "she looked much better yesterday at the rehearsal".
This (clearly only an opinion of mine) makes me thankful even now that Ann kept her hair long for our wedding.
Isn't she awesome!
Crap. I just spent 10 minutes looking for the old wedding pictures I had on the gallery, but they're not there right now. I was going to show a kick butt picture of Ann in her wedding dress, cool long hair, but it will have to wait.
I can see it in my head.
You know why?
Cause she still looks at good today as she did then.
I don't, but she somehow does.
Guess I'm just lucky.