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February 28, 2007

spiritwalker

I just received myself a brand new set of these beauties

I have been "running bad" for quite some time lately. I think I know why, but I'm having a hard time correcting it. I've had 5+ straight losing sessions nearly everywhere I've played. But I seem to play int the tournaments better than in cash games.
This is the opposite of my play the previous 2 years, so I can't quite explain it.
Anyway, the arrival of the spiffy new cards has me psyched to play another tournament at my place, so hopefully this weekend or next they will be unveiled.

space (I believe in )

Argh. I'm very upset now, just because I didn't think of this first.

Robotic Beer Launching Refrigerator - The funniest movie is here. Find it

February 27, 2007

dead puppies

I'm sad to report a death in the family.
I wished it could be the death of this stupid bird in my kitchen, but unfortunately, my longest lasting keg fridge has finally bitten the dust.
I went out last nite to get some ice cream, and it was melting in my hand, and had no power, despite that it was plugged in.
So now I'm sad. We were using that fridge for both beer and food, and the other fridges as well.
Guess we'll just have to find a way to get by on a mere 4 fridges now... sniff

mindriot

well, it was only a matter of time, but the robots have found my site again. I've physically moved this website a number of times, yet to keep your life as easy as possible, I've been able to keep the same domain name since the inception. That's because I'm always looking out for you.
By physically moving the machines, and other tricks, I've been one step ahead of the robots that spam blogs with comments. But I've just found a few again, so now I have to take some more steps to get rid of them.

Good story, eh?

February 21, 2007

dream police

Have you seen the Man with the Exploding Arms?
Holy crap!!
I've never seen anything like this show. Make a point to watch it the next time it's on TLC. Here's the main bit, the guy is a circus freak.

I used to think there was no future for Jimmy Kimmel, he didn't seem that funny. I thought his leaving Win Ben Stein's money was an overzealous move. But then the man show didn't fail, and he somehow leveraged that into his own talk show, which I figured would last about five minutes.
I'm usually very good a picking the long term winners and losers, but I have to admit I was way off with him.
I still don't really like the show, but it's clearly still popular.
I only mention it because he had a very good bit where he has George Takai come out with a statement against the homophob basketball player. It's pretty funny, but George has become a bit of a one note wonder now that he's come out of the closet.
I get it, George, you're gay. You can stop rubbing it in my face now. Just because you got a few laughs with your raunchy "I'm gay" jokes, doesn't mean that I want to hear them forever.
Get back on Heroes, and do some legitimate work.

February 20, 2007

pour some sugar on me

Hate to sound like a broken record, but my wife is too cool for me.
She had "borrowed" my new truck while the van was being fixed, which is only true to the point that there was no choice, since she picks up the kids in the middle of the day, thus, my two seater truck is not an option.
Of course, I gave constantly gave her a hard time about always taking my new truck, and how she was trying to adopt it, and leave me with the van (never mind the van is actually the newer vehicle).
Apparently, I pushed too hard, as now that the van is back, and she actually washed and fueled up th truck before giving it back to me.
Sigh.
It's the little things that make life great, and she does all that for me.
I have a lot to live up to.

I played in a couple bar poker tournaments tonite, and did fairly well. I've qualified a couple times for the monthly tournament, which is next week. I will have more starting chips than anyone else, but it remains to be seen if that makes any difference...
Yet another great Chinese email that just sounds not quite right....

>
>     Related to MP2 codec, I once again ask you to save my face.
>
>     This time you save my face and next time I will do more than you
>     expect when opportunity comes.
>
>     Best regards,
>     K. Y. Kim”


Wow, what's going on the Chicago office when I'm not there?

February 19, 2007

bittersweet symphony

Well, it was my annual week of presents this week.
Valentine's day/ anniversary, Ann's Birthday, & Aubrey's birthday all in one week. Good times for the wallet.
Also fun, the van's transmission completely died on tuesday, the latest day of huge snow. The only reason I bought that van new was because of the 7 year drivetrain warranty, and I am using it. They are currently putting in a completely different transmission, the old one is dead. I'm not sure if they screwed it up when they fixed the earlier leak, or if it was dying anyway, I'm just glad it had a warranty.

But it's been really fun not being able to drive my new truck , and hauling 3 kids around in a single bench seat in the back of that truck. It's as bad as any road trip movie you've ever seen, "stop touching me", incessant playing with the windows and fan controls like it's the first time they've ever been in a car.

Hopefully that will be done today, and I can have my truck back, and the kids can be driven around in a a vehicle with some physical separation to it.

February 16, 2007

this is the best day ever

Well, 1 year, 1 month later, the bathroom is at a point that something is actually usable.

I was able to put this in in < 1 hour, and it worked right out of the chute!
Now that the toilet is in, I may never finish the rest. The toilet was the only thing I really cared about....

February 15, 2007

perfect world

Well, Joe and Shannon finally had their first baby! Congrats to them!
I had him post the pictures they've taken so far on my gallery.

Check them out!


Don't they look happy?! Well, at least Shannon does...

drama queen

This is the absolute winner of world's biggest drama queen, hands down.

baggage

A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's Day. What do you think it means?"
"You'll know tonight...." he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.
Delighted, she opened it---to find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams".


Hilarious, yes?

February 14, 2007

I'm a loser

So I've been married now for 9 years.
9 blissful years. Nothing I've ever done is perfect, but I would have to say that marrying Ann is the closest I've ever come.
She's too good for me, as shown with the following story.
Today I've been working from home, because we had a lot of snow, and the van seemed to crap out again, so I stayed home to pick up the kids from school. In the back of my mind, I knew I had several errands to run today, but due mostly to weather, I just stayed home and worked. Then I did a lot of homework tonite. As Ann and I were talking, it suddenly occured to me that tomorrow was valentine's day, you know, my anniversary, and I had completely blown it off.
I only got married on valentine's day so that there would be no chance that I would forget, and I didn't totally forget, but I forgot enough that I currently have nothing.
She totally caught in this realization too, and doesn't hate me, thus crowning her "the most tolerant wife ever"
I certainly plan on making it up to her, but wow, what a blunder.
She's clearly the best wife, friend and mother (of my children) I could have hoped for. She has been forced to agree with me in the past that my first impressions of people are remarkably spot on, and my first impression of her was no exception.
I do good once in a while, now I just need to leave and go get something expensive and shiny...

February 12, 2007

stuck with me

Well, much has happened recently, most of it neither funny, nor entertaining.

The Good:

We had a poker tournament, and I didn't suck. I have been either playing incredibly bad at the boats lately, or am on an unbelievably long streak of bad luck. So I expecting to get crushed at the the tournment, but I got 3rd, which I can live with.

The new truck is holding out ok so far, no compliants about it's performance. However, it has some useless, hot rod wheels

Yeah, I could care less about that. In fact, you want to buy them? I can only imagine they're worth some $$. They also have some hotrod security lognuts on them.

The best part? I don't seem to have the actual male portion to the security lugnuts. ie. I can't take off the tires.

My brother joe, well, really his wife, shannon, are having their first kid, as I write this. So hopefully that all goes well, and we'll get to go see it soon.

I got the toilet and sink for the downstairs bathroom last nite, so I intend to install all that this week.

The Bad:

No one has any shower doors I like, so I most likely will be forced to special order something, and that's some serious $$.

Our friend shelly's mom died unexpectedly last friday, so we will be going to her funeral this week. This is pretty terrible, and affects much of my family, as my parents were also good friends with them.

The Ugly:

We watched Jackass 2 last nite. I had heard much about the movie, how outrageous, and hilarious it was. We loved  the first one, laughed histarically at much of it. The second one was a let down. I was tired of the old man and woman bits almost immediately, and the stunts were only ok. Not a complete failure, but not as good as the first. The final skit/stunt was good, as was the ice horse. Otherwise, I wasn't real impressed.

work

I had a chipolte burrito yesterday for the first time in almost 6 months. I usually go to one of a couple local places instead, but I was on my own yesterday for lunch, and it sounded good. I can't understand how food can affect your digestion so quickly. I ate it, it was great, but I was crapping out what I can only assume was sulpheric acid for the remainder of the nite. That does not happen to me. I was afraid to go in the bathroom, when usually I love it.

I must be getting old. Good times.

February 5, 2007

my friend

So it turns out I associate with criminals. Not knowingly, in my defense.
I know several people peripherally, and there are a number I would say I get along with, but not many I would call friends.
One guy we played free poker with regularly, Bill,  was one such guy, and we all got along with him well enough. Then one day, Bill overheard Chad and I talking about racquetball, and he announced that he was a great racquetball player, and he and I should play sometime.

So we did start playing, with regularity, and he played with Chad, me and Scott. It was going well, and he started coming over to the home poker games as well.

He was, in fact, the most adament about playing racquetball, and would call me almost an annoying amount, always wanting to play.

Then the phone calls stopped, rather abrubtly.
I was at first relived, but then I wondered what happened to him, so I called his cell, and got his father-in-law, who basically wouldn't tell me any details about where he was.

I concluded that Bill must be in jail. Anything else, car wreck, or similar that put him in the hospital, sent to Iraq, joined the peace corps, etc, his father-in-law would probably be willing to offer up.

This nagged at me, because I couldn't figure out what Bill would have done to land himself in jail, so I figured it must be DUI, since I'd see him drink plenty and still drive around, and I know he drinks at the bar quite regularly.
But I had nothing to prove this, so I kept trying to find some resource to confirm my guess.
I figured there had to be some public records search to find arrest records, court cases, etc. I mean it should be part of the public record if he's arrested, right?
I finally found the nebraska state prison inmate search, which is really, really, cool.

I my suspicions were confirmed, but it was not DUI.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
August 18, 2005, 11:20 a.m. CDT

CONTACT:
Regan Anson, 402-471-2067

Bruning Announces Sentence in Atlanta Grain Elevator Case

(Lincoln, Neb.) Attorney General Jon Bruning and Phelps County Attorney Tim Hoeft today announced that William White, former owner of the Atlanta Grain Elevator in Atlanta, Neb., has been sentenced to 6-10 years in prison on each of eight counts of felony theft.

White’s sentence for each count, which was imposed by Phelps County District Court Judge Terri S. Harder, will be served concurrently. White was found guilty of the Class III felonies on July 14, 2005.

Bruning said, “This case was about bringing justice to the 50-plus farmers who were betrayed by one man’s greed. White collar crime is financially devastating not only for those directly involved, but also for communities as a whole.”

The Nebraska State Patrol began an investigation in March 2001 at the request of Hoeft who was concerned about possible criminal misconduct by White at the elevator, which is located in Atlanta, six miles southwest of Holdrege. At that time, search warrants were served on the elevator and the home of White, near Funk, Neb., by the Nebraska State Patrol and the Phelps County Sheriff’s Office. Three computers and numerous receipts, scale tickets and other paperwork detailing the daily operations of the elevator were seized.

The Attorney General’s Office and the Phelps County Attorney’s Office pursued charges against White after discovering he had unlawfully transferred the titles of farmers’ grain (which was in open storage) to the Atlanta Grain Elevator and sold it to third parties.

White operated the elevator from 1998 until he voluntarily surrendered his Nebraska Public Service Commission’s (PSC) license in March 2002 when federal and state audits at the elevator revealed a major shortage of grain and soybeans. Originally, the PSC received claims of more than $4.5 million against the elevator.

The case was handled by Hoeft and Assistant Attorney General George Love.

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Total Sentence: 6 Years   0 Months   0 Days   To 10 Years   0 Months   0 Days  
Sentence Begin Date: 11/24/2006 Good Time Law: 364 Projected Release Date: 11/21/2011
 
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So I guess I know a honest-to-God white collar criminal. The part that really blows me away is that when we started playing racquetball, he had already  been convicted, yet never mentioned anything. Of course, if it was me, I don't know if I would have either.

February 4, 2007

don't know why

The professor for my class likes football. I've actually ridiculed him about it, asking him why he doesn't come to the UNL wrestling meets, but it so into football, when he actually wrestled in high school, but never played football.
But he insisted we all (all 5 of us) submit our predictions for the super bowl. He only did this because he knows good and well that none of us know anything about football. I'm the only American in the class, thus the only one who even knows what football is, and he knows that I don't even like football.
So here was my prediction, verbatim:
Here’s my prediction, based entirely on randomly generated numbers in my head.

Super Bowl Line

Date

#

Team

Money

Line

Total

 


02-04-07

101

Colts (Indianapolis)

-235

-6.5(-110)

o47.5(-110)

 

6:30

102

Bears (Chicago)

+195

6.5(-110)

u47.5(-110)

Bet Now

 I’ll take the colts by 7, and the unders.
Colts 28
Bears 17
Maybe I should be working the sports bets lines in Vegas....

February 3, 2007

move the car

Ann had her wisdom teeth pulled out yesterday, and it seemed to go pretty well, save for one small episode where Ann swallowed the gauze they had on her newly exposed gums. That's right, she swallowed it. She said her mouth was very dry, and kept swallowing, and then said "I think I swallowed the gauze", and we looked in their, and yes, there was only one gauze left.
That can't be good.
I was about to try and reach in the back of her mouth with my fat fingers, when the nurse ran off and got those tweezers/scissors things, and reached in the back of her throat and grabbed it. Disaster averted.

She spent most of the day sleeping, and today is generally feeling poor.
I took that opportunity to run up to Omaha and look at a truck I had seen in the paper, and called and talked to the guy about earlier in the week. I ended up spending 5 hours driving up there, checking it out, buying it, and driving it back.
So now I'm the new owner of this thing.

It's just the animal I was looking for, but it was a little hard to test the A/C in 5 degree weather, so I have that to test yet. Otherwise, it seemed pretty solid, and it was a reasonable price (according to edmunds, not me).
I'm not the biggest fan of the color, but it could be worse.
New vehicles are always a source of apprehension for me, and this is no exception. Only time will tell if this was a good purchase, but right now, I like it.

February 2, 2007

discharge

whoops. one of my server's hard drive's went down this morning, causing the machine to be dead all day. I'm sure you were in a panic, not being able to view this site all day, but you can sleep easy tonite, knowing I sort of fixed it. It just worked after I rebooted it. I don't like that solution, but I'm installing some hard drive maintenance tools to help prevent this from happening again.

Feel sorry for Ann, she's getting her wisdom teeth pulled out today. I can attest from first hand experience that it is not fun. Thus, it will also not be fun for me, or any of us in this house, until she starts feeling better. Hopefully she will be feeling better very quickly.

February 1, 2007

finally

I finally finished the shower parts in the downstairs bathroom, so that was a good load off.
Now all that I got left is to put the shower door on, install the water taps, and then drop in the toilet and sink.
Gettin there....

Ann and I watched 3 hours of Prison Break last nite. It's a really good show, and every episode it really good about throwing you for a big curve. It's one of the few shows that can have something truly unexpected happen.
Lost has been good about that in the past, so I hoping that continues with this new batch. It's sortof slowed down, and I'm not as excited about it as I used to be, but it's definately worth watching.
Other shows worth watching right now, in order of goodness:
-The Office
-The Daily Show
-Rescue Me
-Prison Break
-24
-Heroes
-Lost
-Boston Legal
-Studio 60
-The Sopranos (I'm only now watching it on A&E)
-The Knights of prosperity